The perfect Break Up Letter

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home.

It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship.
The distance between us isjust too great.
I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his
fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could
spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky
included all the other picturesof the pretty gals
he had collected from his buddies.


There were 57 photosin that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who
the hell you are.Please take your picture from
the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

Moral of the story: If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.